I'm too sexy for my jean pant

This week I found out that there was an award SA's sexiest comedian. Why? Is there any reason why comedians must be anything but funny. You might say I'm just jealous, 'cos I must admit I am flippen sexy... but I was not informed of the voting system and would have canvassed some votes beforehand. But congrats to the 'winner'. I will take this up with the authorities.   >> Read More
*Cape Town's coolest gig:* Zula Bar. Long St (if there are no Soccer people blocking it). The Starving Comics put on a great show. Fresh new talent. A headliner from out of town and a few local stars. Nice! 28 JAN Brass Bell, Kalk Bay. DAVE Levinsohn: 28/01/2010

27 JAN La Med. FREE! DAVE Levinsohn: 27/01/2010

25 JAN. Zula Bar Long Street. DAVE Levinsohn: 25/01/2010
A golf day is an excellent marketing and networking opportunity. Why not make it even more enjoyable by adding an unforgettable prize-giving? Dave will gladly help you with the finer details involved in making golf prizegiving easy as pie. Dave will never say no to a game and he's been the MC at some of the biggest golf days in the country.
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